Tag Archives: Limerick

Bee and the Bat

There once was a bee and a bat
both tried on a somber top hat
but out came a bunny
who thought it was funny
and the bee stung the hare on the … ; ]


Girl in Pink

((only slightly scandalous… it’s a limerick for pete’s sake! lol))

A girl in a pink dress went out walking

The men all stood close plainly gawking

a whistle or two

“Don’t you know what I do?”

and the girls on the street started blushing